Chompers Demotivational Poster
THE EASTER BUNNY - He hasn't been the same since he stopped at Chompers' house.
NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.
CHOICES - The hardest decisions are not matters of life and death, but of opinion. Thankfully, this one is easy. Mmmmm.......Cake-pie
FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Sometimes, you can say the right things at the right times. Other times, you just look like a fool. It happens.
BLESS HIS HEART - he means well
MY FAMILY - I think I liked them Better this way Mmmm BBQ sauce, NOM NOM NOM
AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...
NOW AVAILABLE FOR CHILDRENS PARTIES - The new Emo clown! Now with 20% more creepy...
HEY NOOB - Chompers is here.
MEXICAN CLOWN CONVENTION - Chompers took off from work for a "professional development" seminar.
THIS IS NOT A TRIBUTE -
IF I WERE A MOD..... - There would be a lot more clowning around And happy gas, lots of happy gas
WELCOME TO KANDAHAR, CHOMPERS!!! - Nice camouflage job on the van! (Hope you brought a lot of Cubbycones) I'll take a pair!
DEAR NOOBS, - As supreme greeter/hazing master It is my pleasure and duty to welcome you to Motifake Now just follow me for your welcome gift...
THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They wouldn't go out with me for some reason. Must be my personality.
AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted. And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!
WHAT CHOMPERS NEEDS -
WHEN TIMMIES ATTACK -
BEFORE CHOMPERS VAN - There was a TOTALLY DIFFERENT initiation process here.
CHOMPERS IS NOT SCARY! - But his FANS... Now there is a scary group!
BEGGARS - can't be choosers (sorry Chompers)
BEARS - Mans New Best Friend